I'm am as surprised as anyone that I still know how to tie a tie. I've worn one maybe three times since high school. However I was able to master the complexities of the over and under and round and round pulling actions and when I was finished the tie looked even better than just merely recognizable. The tie, to me is like a novelty act that I only break out for weddings and other high class functions. Like a semi-attractive card trick you wear around your neck. There really is no rhyme or reason to them, they're only there to make shirts look less boring. The sort of shirts that require ties are quite boring indeed. I'm almost provoked to get out my Hawaiian shirt with a striped tie. I would promptly be shot but in the confusion of color configuration people would never actually see the blood that I shed. I would be the most colorful corpse on the floor.
I think that the person who invented the "six degrees of Kevin Bacon" had to be Kevin Bacon because honestly who else could care that much about Kevin Bacon?
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