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Well I believe I've used up my one sick day for 2007. At least twice now. So that means I'm well into my allotment of sick days from 2008. Which means I've nearly used up all of my sick days for this decade. I even had to feign illness to use it.

My rigid schedule of sick days worried me for a bit, but I don't think I called in during 2002, so I think I can borrow from that year and I'll be okay.

In case you were interested the sick day count is: zero from 2002, two from 2003, two from 2004, one from 2005, one from 2006 and two from 2007.

So in keeping up with my one sick day per year program I should keep myself as healthy as possible until 2011.

I'm not sure if it's the mark of a good employee but every time I'm gone away from the job for two or more days I feel like I need to be retrained. Maybe it's not me and maybe it's the uninteresting system of codes and my wanton disregard for working with other people. So maybe I lied, I'd say in all honesty that a third of it has to do with me.

Keeping up with the whole theme of dishonesty in writing, that whole above paragraph might not even be true. I just wanted to use the word "wanton" in a sentence. Everybody has those killer "gotta use these in a sentence words" that they would lie, kill or steal so they could use them to impress others.

Verbiage is cool like that.