Well I don't know how much longer I'll be here writing to you all.
Why am I saying this? Well I opened up my mailbox this morning and found what appeared to be a very important envelope. It even had my name on it. On this envelope was some very shocking information, I think I've been drafted. It says it right here. I don't even have to open it, it's right on the envelope. It has my name on it, and it says I've been drafted. And not just by anyone but by the NFL! However, like all things there's a catch. If I do sign up I get a free windbreaker from whichever team I decide to let draft me.
This really puts me in one of the most historic free agent situations ever. Not only do I get to pick the team that drafts me I get a free windbreaker and a 0% interest credit card for the next twelve months!
This is all so exciting, I haven't even opened the envelope yet. If things are this exciting on the outside well than the inside of the envelope is probably lined with candy and money.
Suffice to say, this really has taken me by surprise. I don't remember being scouted by any professional sports teams. Hey I don't even remember playing football! I hope that doesn't affect my contract situation.
Football, football, let's see.... that's the one with a racket right?
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