Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear...

I mean literal living breathing birds. At least five, not quite a flock.

Anyway before I lose direction, they were all inside my place of work. They flew about perching themselves on the rafters. At first everybody thought we had some pretty spiffy sound effects. Sound effects don't make droppings but I digress, there were birds in the building. The irony is if they don't get out they might starve to death in a grocery store. Maybe I just don't know enough about birds, can they survive? It's quite possible.

So join me for my next job, same as the old job, but I'll be running a bird sanctuary out of a grocery store.

These are some strange days indeed.