Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Disconnected

For some reason I have dropped off the face of the earth, at least in terms of my cell phone anyway. More than usual the "Looking for Signal" screen is showing up. I don't know what I could have done to piss technology off, but for some reason technology cant coexist with life in this happy little corner of the world that I call home.

Happy Halloween by the way.

What did I do you ask? Well since nobody could call me or send text messages I wound up not having any plans. I handed out candy. In the 2 hours and 15 minutes that I left the outdoor lights on I had only one group of trick or treaters.

Lets review the stats:

Light on: 2.25 hours.
Groups of trick or treaters: 1

That's something like 0.45 groups of trick or treaters per hour.

How can the Halloween of 2007 fail me so greatly?

I blame the cell phone, and all those other pieces of plastic in my life. Thanks iPod, you've been a real help.

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