Bananas Have the Most Appeal

A lot of people want to become rich enough not to work anymore. Not me. I just want to become famous enough to only get work in Geico commercials.

You know, the ones where people need the help of celebrities to talk about their claim. Now I don't have the use of a talking guitar like Peter Frampton. However I think I could be just as cool as the Police Academy guy. It's nice to keep these people off the streets. I mean it's not like being a human sound effect is a transferrable skill. Not many accountants need to sound like robots or power windows. Well maybe he could sell power windows.

I hope I one day reach the level of D List movie star reduced to selling power windows, then maybe Geico would be knocking on my door asking me to join the ranks of C List celebrities. That's a pretty nice promotion. However there's no amount of commercials one can do to match the commercial status of William Shatner. That man can sell anything and probably has sold everything.

Well none of us can ever be William Shatner, but each one of us has the potential to be that Police Academy guy.