I'm pretty much tired of hearing about it but that pesky writer's strike is still going on. Since I only write blogs and the occasional drunken manifesto on restaurant napkins, this really doesn't affect me occupationally. Since I rarely watch new television shows this still really doesn't affect me.
However I think I've found a way to make this affect me. The Screen Actor's Guild announced that no nominated actors will attend the Golden Globes. Oh the humanity. If I can't see Carrot Top make his acceptance speech for winning best supporting actor in a drama or musical I may just slit my wrists. However the network has resolved that the show must go on! After aren't the Golden Globes just a 3 hour commercial for recently released movies that need some award buzz to earn that extra $3 million in the box office?
That means somebody has to be there to accept these awards. And if that means filling my shelves with useless Golden Globes then so be it! It's my mission to save humanity. If we lose the Golden Globes that means that we're one more boring awards program away from losing the Vibe Awards. I'll do anything I can to save the entertainment industry from falling down that slippery slope.
So I'm going to build a shelf bring my tux out of mothballs.
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BYE! HAVE A NICE TRIP. We'll miss you in xanga. PSYCH! We wont miss you because theres no one left there to miss you. I hope your new site treats you well.
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