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So how long has it been this time? A month? Well maybe it was more like 26 days.


Well I don't know if I have any stories this week. It's not like I've gotten incredibly drunk and fallen off any playgrounds lately. I don't feel all that compelled to write lately, I blame it on spring, allergies, construction, and the fact that all my favorite TV shows are back on the air.

Is anybody bothered by Wendy's square hamburgers? I mean I know as a former Wendy's burger flipper that the burgers are square because at Wendy's, they don't cut corners. But does meat normally come in squares? Square cows? I just don't know if I can trust anybody that hands me food in exchange for money anymore.

Granted their burgers are the best fast food burgers around, because they were never frozen and weren't cooked a mere six hours before you ordered your sandwich.

Wow when did I start sounding like a commercial. People, don't listen to me, eat what you want. In fact don't eat hamburgers at all, I hear it's bad for the environment. Don't ask me how it just is.

PS. This post is for Justine, who begs me every day to write about the time that Tina's dog wandered into the store and made me jump a foot in the air out of suprise.

Namedropped.