Did anybody realize that summer's 3 holidays pretty much use all the same decorations? Memorial day just turns right into the fourth of July and then people use the red white and blue decorations for Labor Day. Hey if you were really uninspired you could use them for a "very patriotic Halloween."

Corn chips may have a shelf life of 175 years if the bag isn't opened but be warned once that seal is broken those things won't last you 35 minutes.

I'm looking at you still pretty new bag of fritos! I want my two dollars back.